A Beatles Parody for the Man on Golf Cart

           I Am The Fascist

I am me as you are me as they are me and we are all together.

See how they run when I show them my guns

See how they fly.

You’re crying.

 

Sitting on a gold plate

Waiting for my jet to come.

Locking up opponents.

Sucking up to Putin.

Man, you should have seen me kicking Muslim butt around.

 

I am the apeman.

They are the apemen.

I am the fascist.

Goo googa joob.

 

Expert texpert choking heatstroke

Climate change is really just a hoax.

We’ll burn all the coal

Put the ozone in a hole

Kiss your ice goodbye.

You’re crying.

 

Criminals are dead ducks

And all of my opponents, too.

Building up a great wall.

Immigrants are gone, all

Erecting lots of monuments to myself and me.

 

I am the apeman.

They are the apemen.

I am the fascist.

Goo googa joob.

 

Parody of “I Am The Walrus” by Lennon/McCartney.