Bernie Can’t Fail
How’d you get so old and angry?
You’ve become a really big leftie.
To the bankers you’ve been really nasty.
Bernie can’t fail.
First you must deal with Wall Street.
Then the rest of the right you must defeat.
You’ll have the whole country at your feet.
Bernie can’t fail.
You went to the voters
To realize your dreams
‘Cause what you need, you get from them.
First, they doubt
But they know what you’re about.
Bernie can’t fail.
Bernie can’t fail . . .
Parody of “Rudie Can’t Fail” by The Clash.