There once was a Texan named Cruz.
His wife has been much in the news.
He really looked pissed
When a rag said he kissed
Several women. Here’s hoping he sues.
Ted Cruz, chick magnet? Not bloody likely.
There once was a Texan named Cruz.
His wife has been much in the news.
He really looked pissed
When a rag said he kissed
Several women. Here’s hoping he sues.
Ted Cruz, chick magnet? Not bloody likely.