A Song Parody on the Romney Robocalls

         Romney Calling

Romney calling to the undecided folks.

It’s really me, guys.

It isn’t a hoax.

 

Romney calling to the land of the sun.

The anti-Trump war

Has barely begun.

 

Romney calling to John Kasich land.

Come out and vote

Give your Governor a hand.

 

Romney calling to the rest of you all.

Do what you can

To stop us building the wall.

 

The Trump age is coming.

The voters in a trance.

The Dems sure will trounce us.

There’ll be no second chance.

We can’t let that happen.

It would be a crying shame.

One thing’s for sure.

You won’t have me to blame.

 

Romney calling. . .

 

Parody of “London Calling” by The Clash.