The Trumpster and the Vampire
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Sat beneath a tree.
Working on their latest plans
To stop the refugees.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Were lounging in their chairs.
Ted pledged his love to Israel.
The Trumpster didn’t care.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Were holding down the fort.
The Trumpster said when he’s in charge
Ten million he’ll deport.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Were talking about taxes.
Ted claimed that flat is where it’s at
He knows just what the facts is.*
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Were perched atop a bench.
Ted said he’d make the desert glow
He didn’t mind the stench.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Hung out behind the wall.
Sometimes it’s better if they don’t
Say anything at all.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
Are geared up for the race.
And one of them is doomed, alas
To end in second place.
The Trumpster and the Vampire
America must choose
If one of them should win the prize
The rest of us will lose.
*Homage to a famous line in “Take the Money and Run” by the Steve Miller Band.