I’ve got those dirty lowdown House Speaker blues.
Election’s coming, and I think we’re gonna lose.
The time is coming when the party’s gotta choose
A decent candidate, or someone like Ted Cruz.
I tried to lead, and the party slapped me down.
Now no one’s stepping up to turn the ship around.
It all is making us look like a bunch of clowns.
Can’t say I’m sorry I’ll no longer be around.
I’ve got the blues.
The Tea Party blues.
My face is orange
But the rest of me is blue.
I tried my best
Don’t know what else I could do.
It’s time to go back home
And leave it up to you.